dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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