I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I pour the whiskey from now on
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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