Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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