i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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