I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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