are you still at the devil's house?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Semen is not good for contacts.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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