the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They are going to name an STD after you.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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