i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
