Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Randomize
