I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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