My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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