wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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