For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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