Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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