What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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