we're blogging at a bar
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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