Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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