Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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