i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
