I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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