I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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