He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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