she was so not down for the gang bang
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just want nice things and good sex
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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