Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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