Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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