Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The dick lei will go down in squad history