New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You coming home soon, man?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.