ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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