i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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