Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
