I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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