you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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