Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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