Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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