Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
