Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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