Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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