some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize
