problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dear god my vagina.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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