i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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