Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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