i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize