I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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