im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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