We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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