Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Randomize
