It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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