Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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