So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.