i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Randomize