I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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