I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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