omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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