so that wasnt chicken after all
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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