Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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